take your phone and break it in half
take your sim card and demolish it in the garbage disposal,
i would take your Toshiba laptop and smash it with an axe,
i would take every CD and break them all in half,
then i would go to your books
and rip out every page in them out,
i would take your dirt bike and cut the breaks and gas line,
take your pocket rocket and toss it in the river,
take all of your Tripp's and burn them in the fire pit out back,
take all of your favorite foods like steak and gum
and add them to the fire and make you watch,
and all your favorite drinks like monster and orange juice
would go down the drain,
i would leave you all of your jeans and preppy like clothes,
and make you wear bright colors instead
since i know you hate preppy like things,
i would nail all of your windows and doors shut
so you can not go out side anymore,
i would take your wii and xbox 360 which you love so dearly
and drown them in your pool which you will never be able to use again,
i would break the thermostat
so you cannot make it hotter or colder
and i will set it at a neutral temperature, about 70 degrees
since i know you hate not being at an extreme in temperatures,
i will organize the house and superglue everything in its place
so you cant then mess it up, and there be no clutter,
i will get you a at home teacher so you have to go to school everyday
and cant get away from them or the teachings, since you hate school,
i will never tell you i love you or hug and kiss you again
everyone knows how upset you get when i do not do those,
i will play rap all day in the house that you can never leave
so no more techno rock or metal,
and you will know longer be allowed to smoke
another cigarette or cigar a day in your life.....
are you sure you still want to try and leave or cheat on me?
i would break the thermostat
so you cannot make it hotter or colder
and i will set it at a neutral temperature, about 70 degrees
since i know you hate not being at an extreme in temperatures,
i will organize the house and superglue everything in its place
so you cant then mess it up, and there be no clutter,
i will get you a at home teacher so you have to go to school everyday
and cant get away from them or the teachings, since you hate school,
i will never tell you i love you or hug and kiss you again
everyone knows how upset you get when i do not do those,
i will play rap all day in the house that you can never leave
so no more techno rock or metal,
and you will know longer be allowed to smoke
another cigarette or cigar a day in your life.....
are you sure you still want to try and leave or cheat on me?
3 comments:
I'm so glad I am not Roy. I'd be scared.. Really scared and I'm your friend. Very nice poem, I could kind of seeing you do those things if someone ever cheated on you. I loved your poem, it made me laugh :)
hey baby girl good poem but heres a thing, i would never cheat on your or leave you. i proposed to you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you, so why would i cheat or leave you? your the best thing that ever happened to me and i love you more than the world :)
lol, this poem your both right on, i would do saddly and you both no it. i like the poem, alot. and trust me even though i am the one that wrote it i would be scared if i was doing this to me. sorry roy, you are my world but i hopw you didnt or at least now you wouldnt evert think of cheating on me or leaving me. lol
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